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will never be the same

HEY KIDS,

 HAVE I GOT A DEAL 

FOR YOU.

-- Beautiful retirement spot --

never cold

Everyone Welcome: people here from all walks of life politicians, perverts, queers, child molesters, catholic, muslims, drunks, poor, wealthy pastors, religious, movie stars, homeless, environmentalists, witches, you name it there here.

we offer equal housing opportunity 

no discrimination based on race, sex, freaks or perverts

no climate change, environment never changes

trees and animals never harmed (there are none)

large smoking section

no rules or restrictions

$$$ Economically Priced $$$

no hidden fees or taxes

will never lose out for any reason

no refunds or exchanges

TOTAL COST: YOUR SOUL   

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CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING WHO HAVE 

RECENTLY JOINED OUR FACILITIES

MOVIE STAR -- MARYLYN MONROE

FORMER PRESIDENT -- JOHN KENNEDY

FAMOUS INVENTOR -- BEN FRANKLIN

SCIENTIST -- CHARLES DARWIN (ONE OF OUR FAVORITES)

WORLD LEADER -- ADOLPH HITLER

WORLD LEADER -- JOSEPH STALIN

RELIGIOUS LEADERS -- CARRY THE TITLE POPE

PROMINENT RELIGIOUS LEADER -- MUHAMMAD

VEGETARIAN -- CAIN

SOME HAVE ALREADY SIGNED UP

POLITICAL LEADERS -- NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID

ENVIRONMENTALIST -- AL GORE

MANY THAT YOU PASS ON YOUR WAY TO CHURCH

AND SOME YOU SET WITH IN CHURCH

SIGN UP TODAY

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

SATAN WILL NOT BE LEADER IN HELL (PRISONER)

HELL IS EARTHS SEPTIC TANK WHERE UNBELIEVERS GO

YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND

YOU CAN'T DIE IN HELL ALREADY DEAD

YOU KEEP THE CORPSE YOU DIE WITH

NO HEALING BEFORE OR AFTER YOU GET TO HELL

YOU KEEP YOUR DISEASES AND SICKNESSES FOREVER

YOU CAN'T FORGET

THE WICKED DEAD WILL BE ALL AROUND YOU

YOU WILL BE ONE OF THE WICKED

THERE IS NO RELIEF

THERE IS NO MERCY

CAN'T REACH GOD FROM HELL

EARTHS WORST SUFFERING DOES NOT COMPARE TO HELL

FIRE NEVER STOPS BURNING

NO GLOBAL WARMING

NO TREES

NO ANIMALS OF ANY KIND

NO SINGING 

NO MUSIC

HELL IS FOREVER

NO WAYOUT !!!

THE ONLY ESCAPE IS TURN TO JESUS CHRIST 

BEFORE YOU GET THERE

"How shall we escape, if we neglect so great salvation;"

Hebrews 2:3